GJ's dastardly plan

GJ has been on the surface extremely good. He has lost nearly nine kilos and is looking trim, taut and terrific.
But I have uncovered his dastardly plan......at night under the cover of sleep, he has been secretly transferring those kilos to me, or at least 4 of them.
It has got to stop!!!!!! And he has to take this fat back from me NOW!
I can not use the excuse of the water here making my clothes shrink, the excuse is now GJ did it!
I miss my gym in Australia.
This weekend we are going to start looking around for a treadmill. Oh and GJ is going to take back some of his fat